A Jake is a fat pig that likes Pizza Hut and nothing else. He will act tuff be really isn’t it and probably don’t have a father or a mother. Some people feel bad for Jakes but I don’t because they always get what they want and they probably support trim
by Bob the rod July 3, 2020
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