Jacob

A really annoying person who always bugs you and wont leave you alone.
Omg Everyone jacobs here prepare to be annoyed.
by Kitty_lover104691 July 16, 2018
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Jacob

a bitch that consistently does nothing and cries and no matter what gets help BC he doesn't pay attention and also drives by himself without a license. "i will rock your jaw" (also very fucking fat)
Jacob is a fat bitch!
by Dik_RidER-6-9 October 10, 2019
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Jacob

He is gay but acts straight. He is also an immature, kindless bitch.
I would never go out with jacob
by Blah-Blah Black Bee May 26, 2020
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Jacob

Claims to be going through puberty yet doesn’t have voice cracks and has the same voice
Jacob: I had a wet dream last night!

Me: sure you did
by DurpDot April 13, 2020
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Jacob

A guy with a small dick, who makes everyone want to end it all. He sucks major dick and can take anything up the ass. He dates girls who he doesn’t have the balls to do anything to her. He can be good at video games and prizes them over his girlfriend. He weighs less than Josh Wagner.
Ur such a damn Jacob
by DabOnEmBullies69 November 15, 2017
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Jacob

Someone with an enormous dick and who's pullout game is God-tier
by Mydefinitionistrue March 12, 2019
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Jacob

He's a guy who you thought would be sweet, fun, and friendly, but turned out to be the opposite. He smells really, really bad, too. He goes to your school and now that you broke up with him, it's very awkward and annoying when he looks at you and pretends that he wasn't .
Brittany- Ewww, did you see that guy named Jacob?
G- Oh yeah, he smells very bad, so I wouldn't go over there if I were you
Brittany- Oh thanks!
by Shegotgame0524YT February 20, 2019
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