samuel jackson beer

Good mother fucking beer mother fucker! It'll get ya drunk.

I'm gonna go get a Samuel Jackson beer, then I'll be fuckin' fat girls in no time! I might even fight a nigga or two!

by Morganism July 20, 2008

jackson pierce

he’s a gay homosexual

riley: wow it’s jackson pierce the gay homosexual.

by rileyiscool October 4, 2019

michael jackson

Among the GR8TEST persons.A wonderful artist,performer,...

Michael jackson the greatest performer,singer,choreographer.HE DESERVES A STANDING OVATION OF THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE.luv u michael.

by bazer September 25, 2005

janet jackson's breast

a breast that was plainly exposed to national television at the Superbowl HalfTime Show

Janet Jacksons's breast had a nipple ring.

by laurie February 2, 2004

True Jackson VP

A lame and failing attempt to entertain kids by nickelodeon.

it's extremely low budget and there's a laugh track played after pretty much every line.

Weird episode plots. bad actors. stupid concept.
I truly can't sit through a full episode of it.

Ryan what are you doing?! *laugh track*
Just a little target practice. *laugh track*
Are you crazy? *laugh track* You could hurt somebody! *laugh track*

Could someone please pelt the producers of True Jackson VP with bricks?

by Brie Cheeze August 24, 2010

samuel l jackson

A God among mere mortals, Samuel L Jackson is pissed off all the time and is constantly kicking ass. He does not talk. He only yells. He is the defender of all things awesome. Samuel L Jackson particularly enjoys killing Snakes, usually on Planes. No one crosses Samuel L Jackson and lives to tell about it. He is partners with Chuck Norris.

Samuel L Jackson: (yelling) Enough is Enough! I want these mother fuckin' snakes off my mother fuckin' plane! Everybody hold on. I'm gonna open the fuckin' window.

by woots September 3, 2006

Jackson

literally just satan

“oh god oh no not jackson please send help”

by konichiwauwu February 3, 2019