Jacob

A Bitch Ass Nigga

hey i'm Jacob

by jakethefake December 29, 2018

Jacobed

Getting fucked/raped

Mara got jacobed last night

by Shalom123 April 6, 2017

jacob

he likes anime and likes girl named kimberly

trust me this is every jacob i know

Jacob is weeb

by asunas thicc booty June 28, 2019

Jacob

A pussy ass bitch. No one wants to be a jacob. They have no fuckin nuts and no friends because their girlfriends are more important. If you’re acting like a jacob, a worthless piece of shit, you should probably just kill your self.

Matt: Brett, why are your nuts in your girlfriends purse?

Brett: because I bow down to mommy. Or else she’ll choke me out.
Matt: quit being such a fuckin jacob dude

by Buttshava January 19, 2020

Jacob

That one person that is short and wears glasses and has a mest up hairline also known as gay midget hacker

Taht guy is short just like jacob

by Ham7247 April 1, 2019

Jacob

Primary Meanings of Jacob.

1. An odd, lengthy queer type pokemans

Guy #1: "Hey look! I caught a Jacob!"

Guy #2: "Woah! He's super effective against Nazi propaganda!"

Guy #1: "I know! I love queer type!"

*Friends theme song plays in Russian*

by YxngDaggerdick December 18, 2018

Jacob

A disgusting gay disease

I have jacob

by safsdegfdsa October 6, 2020