Da infamous "insider trading" crook who got busted 'cuz he couldn't resist regaling everyone with braggardly tales about da windfall profits of his clever sneakiness.
If Ivan Boastky had just kept his mouth shut, he might have gotten away with his chicanery, just as Odysseys could likely have escaped da cyclops's wrath if he'd just quietly sailed away, rather than loudly shouting his triumph at having outsmarted said murderous giant.
by QuacksO January 27, 2022
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When you are subjected to have a situationship with a guy who is interested in you for a month, specifically for sexual favors, then ghosts you out of the blue.
"Yeah I've been hanging out with him for a few weeks and everything has been good but he randomly ghosted me."
"He did the same thing to me. You got hit with The Ivan Effect."
"He did the same thing to me. You got hit with The Ivan Effect."
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