christmas cunt

Someone who epitomizes the essence of Scrooge. See also Scrooge

As soon as the first Christmas Tree comes up Bob turns into a real Christmas Cunt.

by ICanHazFokuz April 3, 2016

Christmas Perineum

The three days of work between Christmas and new year.

What time off have you got over Christmas?
I’ve got to work the Christmas perineum :(

by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018

Christmas Must

A non-alcoholic bevrage consumed in Scandenavia, often during christmas and easter, when it's called "Påskmust".

Damn, that's som fine christmas must

Santa likes our must

Don't be greedy with that must!

by Daniel Craig McFister December 29, 2008

pre christmas

Another word for pre cum
First invented by Cody Ko and Noel Miller of the Tiny Meat Gang

I tried to hold in all my pre Christmas when I saw those massive buns

by Lil Traumatized October 21, 2019

Christmas Jingle

When a girl gives you that long awaited blow job on Christmas day...enjoy it, it only comes once a year. Can be used in front of large audiences as a covert term to communicate 'private' intentions.

Hey baby, you think you wanna sing a Christmas jingle later on?

Damn....that girl knows how to sing her Christmas jingle.

My favorite Christmas jingle is about 20 minutes long.

by eljefe123 December 25, 2010

Christmas Titties

When a man develops Titties during the Christmas Holidays.

Everyone could tell Adam partied hard over the Christmas holidays by the size of his Christmas Titties

by Kent Bigcannon May 15, 2018

Campers Christmas

a little bit gay

Uncle John Is A Little Bit Campers Christmas

by stwafeywafey July 30, 2019