Internet

The greatest source of stupidity in the universe.

Internet guy #1: Hey man did you see that youtube vid of some kid named Fred screaming all over the place talking about crap no one cares about!
Internet guy #2: YEAH LOLZORZ ROFLMAO IT WAS TEH EPIC
Internet guy #3: HEY BOB HOW WAS YOUR DAY I WATCHED JUSTIN BEIBER ALL DAY AND THE JONAS BROTHERS EVEN THOUGH IM A GUY
B0bMaster789: o u no. teh usual. gettin ep1c l00t for my lvl 80 elf druid on WoW.
Internet troll: WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS NEED TO GET LAID. SERIOUSLY YOUR SUCH FUCKING LOS-- "Honey time for bed!"..."NOT NOW MOM!!! PLEASE!!" *cries*

by Some dumb guy August 28, 2010

The dress that broke the internet

A dress someone posted online that for some odd reason have people seeing it as white and gold, and some people seeing it as blue and black. It's blue and black and the company that made the dress even confirmed it.

Sally showed the dress that broke the internet to her dad and he said that it was white and gold.

by xboxsuckspsftw February 27, 2015

internet diva

noun. A woman of ill repute that claims to look like beyonce or other period correct celebrity whose actual proportions mirror those of a whale. An internet diva's only true talent is duping lonely boys on the internet into e-relationships.

Using low resolution, over-exposed, and off-angle pictures are the hallmark of an internet diva in training.

by chunky October 1, 2007

Internet eyes

The dry, irritated feeling your eyes get when you've been at your computer too long. Often, your eyes take on a bloodshot look. See also TV eyes, PlayStation eyes, XBox eyes.

A. Dude, what's with the Internet eyes?
B. Man, I just spent six hours at urbandictionary.com. My eyes are dry as f*ck!

by MrSmartyPants February 17, 2009

internet explorer

no words for it. just get firefox and google chrome and delete that shit right away.

Guy 1: "Yo, what internet browser do you use?"
Guy 2: "I use internet explorer."
Guy 3: "That shit is CANCER get that shit out of your computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"

by M_too_flee April 20, 2013

internet hooligan

the type of people who talk tough online but don't want to say it in others' faces.

1: hey, you're an asshole!
2: why don't you get out of your damn chair and say it to my face?
1: uh... you suck...
2: fuck off, you internet hooligan

by KRHimself August 26, 2005

internet accent

When one pronounces internet terms outside of the net, they are said to have an internet accent.

Person A: omg wtf i can has chzburger plox
Person B: What the fuck are you trying to say?
Person C: Nothing worse than a retard with an internet accent

by Anonimite July 28, 2009