Bloated Taint

When you are extra puffy down there during Aunt Flows visit.

Sometimes its messy, butt Heather just wants Geof to pound her bloated taint.

by ShortSmartSassySweet July 4, 2023

Tainted Meat

When a girl (eg. Caitlin) is ragged about by a famous rapper (eg. Big T) she is then tainted and no men would want to enter her cave of doom.

Nah mate her batty stinks she’s also tainted meat due to getting a big Blackpool slong inside her.

by PadddeeTheNonce February 29, 2020

Taint worms

Is a rare breed of worms that Attach to your tant with out you knowing it. Make sure you always check for them.
Side effects could cause serious: Hickeys,blood clot, warts, and, Itching.

Medicine to take to recover: super B-complex

I hope I don't have taint worms.
Or could be used in many different ways.

by Taint worm finder January 25, 2022

fetal taint

The space between the genitals and the butt hole of a fetus. usually undefined until the fetus is spawned.

Guy: you fag!
Guy2: you fetal taint!
Guy: what?
Guy2: you are week and cant tell if your a boy or girl yet

by Rock the fetus hard October 30, 2011

Taint Henneley

When you pass out after a long night of drinking and your friends shave their pubes and glue them to your face. AKA "Sasquatch Dingleberry."

Last night my buddy got wasted and we gave him a "Taint Henneley."

by Ryan Tapley October 27, 2008

tainted berserker

A relative of the dingleberry, the tainted berserker is a fierce fleck of fecal matter that has invaded upon the grundle region (tainted) as a result of a particularly violent, berserker-style bowel movement.

Strauss invoked the power of Odin upon the porcelain throne of Assgard, thus requiring copious amounts of toilet paper to ensure that no tainted berserkers were creeping up on his family jewels.

by Caible October 10, 2013

lip taint

The ditch-like trough between the columella of the nose and the middle of the upper lip. Anatomically known as the philtrum.

Johnny's mustache will not grow in his lip taint.

by seerowdy January 10, 2014