by fernvndooo April 28, 2015

A morning in which is free of talking from the girl you just boned the night before.
or
a morning where you wake up and find out the girl has left...leaving the room quiet and peaceful
or
a morning where you wake up and find out the girl has left...leaving the room quiet and peaceful
"Man, last night I boned this boom broad and the next morning she smiled at me and then eventually left. No hassles, no strings attached...was the best silent morning I ever had"
by Don Stefano July 29, 2008

by trappy76 June 17, 2009

A morning dewey is when you jizz all over your friends face while they are sleeping or are passed out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Asshole #1: "How was your morning sunshine?"
Asshole #2: "Fucking shit. I was super hungover and I woke up with a morning dewey on face. It had dried up and I couldn't fucking open my eyes. It was the worst."
Asshole #1: "Hahaha, I was the one who gave you the morning dewey. I'm so awesome"
Asshole #2: Go fuck yourself.
Asshole #2: "Fucking shit. I was super hungover and I woke up with a morning dewey on face. It had dried up and I couldn't fucking open my eyes. It was the worst."
Asshole #1: "Hahaha, I was the one who gave you the morning dewey. I'm so awesome"
Asshole #2: Go fuck yourself.
by Ola G. October 20, 2010

Morning Delight - to achieve coitus in the a.m., usually prior to work or somesuch other pre ordained event, successfully and without causing both happy participants to be late!
"Morning Bob! You look happy today!"
"Cheers Phil!, yeah, managed a little morning delight with the missus!!!"
"Cheers Phil!, yeah, managed a little morning delight with the missus!!!"
by chefjim March 17, 2009

1. What chicks get when they forget to take the pill and get knocked up.
2. What you get the morning after you get wasted.
2. What you get the morning after you get wasted.
1. I've had morning sickness for the a month, now.
2. Damn Nick, I had morning sickness this morning. I should not have had that extra drink last night.
2. Damn Nick, I had morning sickness this morning. I should not have had that extra drink last night.
by Randz November 25, 2006

by Bandylank January 20, 2009
