Da infamous Washington, D.C.-based sweets-shop that sold all the tasty-but-super-unhealthy ingredients of the Iran-Contra scandal --- orange mcfarlanade, oliver oil, poindextrose. etc. They also often had a sale on Tower cakes, and ran specials on chocolate-chip cookies by the Casey.
I've heard of confectionery-stores' selling all kinds of "sinful delights", but the Howard bakery really "took the cake" for the total rogue's gallery of appallingly-harmful culinary products on its shelves!
by QuacksO December 3, 2018
Get the Howard Bakerymug. Jade Howard is perfect even though jade Howard's can be a slut at times she makes up for it by being a beast in bed
by jadetheonisionlover February 14, 2017
Get the jade howardmug. by Panucci’s_Aaa May 23, 2023
Get the Jack Patterson-Howardmug. A little paedophile dickhead rat who makes instant relationships soon after a break up. Widely known for 'most likely to be criminal'.
by Therealishere August 27, 2016
Get the Shane Howardmug. When your girlfriend comes home drunk from the bar and gets stuck in the toilet with the seat up and you have to pull her out.
John had to pull a Howard the Duck on Robin when she came home all shitty last night and fell in the can.
by Bariatrocity May 31, 2018
Get the Howard the Duckmug. by Westansue December 3, 2018
Get the Sue Howardmug. John Howard was an Australian prime minster who went missing after a swim. A theory is he’s swam to Hawaii and that’s why ScoMo went there. Pulling a Howard is another term for fucking off during a bad time.
by Queenduckie4273 April 26, 2020
Get the Pulled a Howardmug.