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Houdini Douche

That one douchebag who performs a douchey action then disappears leaving his friends to get

blamed for said douchbaggery
Tim included one of our supervisors in a gay group chat then Houdini Douched into his girlfriends vagina, he's the ultimate escape artist of douchebaggery
by kensobaby May 6, 2015
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Houdini

The act of saying "and for my next trick" while approaching climax and then ejaculate into her eyes and throw the blanket over her face then disappearing (I.e leaving the room)
Yesterday I hung out with Stacy and I Houdinied her.
by Afranz September 18, 2015
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houdini headlock

The Houdini headlock is when your balls deep into a chick and at the last second before u bust a nut you choke her in a headlock and put your dick in her nose and cut all over yelling "HOUDINI" afterwords the cum comes spilling out of the mouth
by Slapurmum_m8 March 23, 2016
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Houdini

As you reach climax in the "doggie style" position, you pull out and strategically your best mate, keeping the same rhythm, continues to pound away. She is none the wiser until she looks out the kitchen window and sees you pointing and laughing at her. This is the most appropriate moment for the bestie to blow.
Derek and Lloyd pulled another sneaky Houdini on Gloria last night. She loves it.
by 7278 April 29, 2016
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Houdini

When you're doing a girl from behind, you pull out and go balls deep on her ass dry in one pump.
My girl always said no to anal so I pulled a "Houdini".
by Haywood Jablowme January 9, 2017
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houdini

A person who who makes everyone's shit disappear for no reason and at the inconvenience of others.
My coworker is such a houdini, she moved my plants to a different room. I don't even know why!
by Yikes. April 16, 2017
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Houdini sex

The act of having sex in dangerous situations where the goal is to achieve climax for either or both parties before meeting there doom.
Look there's a train coming down these tracks in 15 minutes let's have Houdini sex .
by Piggy22 December 3, 2017
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