bitch hobo

A personal assistant, unpaid, homeless; working off his or her debt to you due to an accident or grievance.

I was walking the other day and this homeless guy in a stolen car hit me in the crosswalk. He didn’t have any insurance so I made him my Bitch Hobo.

by tywestie21 November 18, 2017

hobo sanctuary

a sacred, garbage filled place where hobos from around the globe will come to worship their holy cardboard box idol.

"You prick! There is no hobo sanctuary, you just made it up."
"Fuck you, I've been there!"

by Hosex November 22, 2007

hobo flow

1) hair comparable to that of a homeless person

2) rapping skills that won't pay the bills

1) dude, chester just emerged from his 36 hour study sesh with some serious hobo flow

2) t-dawg's shit is so weak, he's got mad hobo flow

by goodmanwednesday April 21, 2010

hobo dinner

When you shit into a square of tinfoil and wrap it up and leave it on someone's doorstep, conversely you could also leave it in the fire while camping with friends. Really it can be left anywhere: the inside of a hot car in the middle of summer, under the kitchen sink, under a bed anywhere that it can be found.

Friend #1: Steve left me a hobo dinner last night, the bastard!
Friend #2: Don't you like free food?
Friend #1: He shit into a piece of tinfoil!

by Migrantraven3200 November 23, 2016

robo hobo

To define a "Robo Hobo" is a somewhat difficult task. To come to understand these immense and complex creatures we must first observe their surroundings. Robo Hobo's tend to graze constantly throughout the day and spend most nights in a cardboard box. When approached, a loud growl will usually escape their lips, then soon afterward the animal will start speaking in a slurred voice begging you to tell him/her a story about unicorns and insists on calling you Atticus.

I wandered down an alley, (my usual shortcut to school) just the other day, and came across what looked to be a Robo Hobo.

"RAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. Atticus, where is your HORN?!" Said the monstrous creature.

I hurried home and made myself some chai tea to calm my nerves from the terrifying ordeal.

by redkingjupiterborne February 27, 2009

hobo cunt

someone who's a cunt and just can't be bothered doing anything - just sit there and booze all day or lay in bed.. which is more hobo-like, or if you want to go all out then simply go outside dig a hole in the garden and booze it up there! THEN your an official hobo cunt

1.skanky girl with a bottle of vodka laying in the dirt
2. a dirty cunt - quite hoboish
3. a hobo on a corner drinking booze from a brown paper bag yelling obsenities
4. a cunt who's bored and drinks 24/7

by mazizzle May 3, 2005

Hobo Power

A unit of measuring the stench of bad odors, ie. hobos. Scale usually 1 to 100. One being nothing, 100 reachig the point of death.

I rolled up the window and hit my buddy with a fart at 50 hobo power.

by Victor Duran June 5, 2003