Hillbilly Bidet

Sometimes when you take a crap at home, you realize one of two things; 1: there is no toilet paper to be found and no one to get it for you or 2: your crap was so disgusting that toilet paper will be no match for it at all. A "Hillbilly Bidet" is when you forsake the use of toilet paper altogether, get up off the toilet and proceed straight to the shower to clean yourself off.

Dude, I got such ridiculous food poisoning that I didn't even attempt to wipe...just went straight to the shower for a hillbilly bidet.

by Poop Geyser June 26, 2011

hillbilly hand wash

When you “wash” your bedsheets by just spraying them with air freshener.

“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”

“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”

“What’s that?”

“I sprayed it with the air freshener”

by Ignominy January 31, 2023

hillbilly air conditioner

When you shove ice cubes in your sisters ass and have her fart on you to cool you down.

It was very hot in me and my sisters apartment. To cool down I would turn on the hillbilly air conditioner.

by J2theK13 December 07, 2024

Hillbilly buffet

When u eat the pussy from the back and she grabs your beard from the front and pulls you in

I was five minutes into hillbilly buffet,when she squirted on my face

by Renegade rebel March 24, 2021

Homewrecker Hillbilly

A country backwoods tramp, many times old, ragged and married, who carries on online with other women’s boyfriends who are much younger than her because she’s trying to feel young again with the inappropriate attention. Then, when confronted, blames the boyfriend for HER inequities.

Look at Ronnda. She’s such a Homewrecker Hillbilly cheating on her husband online.

by Pseudoo February 22, 2021

hillbilly barbwire

Mono line (fishing line) stretched across entry points with fishing hooks spaced accordingly to keep out trespassers!! Cheep but effective booby trap!!!

My crops are safe thanks to the hillbilly barbwire i put up!

by spike14 February 18, 2014

Hillbilly Hand Grenade

When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.

I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.

Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.

by shaggybaglord May 30, 2021