A cornucopia of Juuling, sexual predators, and librarians who will force you to divide your friend group into quadruplets. The only thing getting fucked worse than Ted Cruz in the last election are the grades of its students. This school has rules more intrusive than the NSA after you've been googling ISIS all night. Moreover, this shit stain of a building is home to an assortment of different races, cultures, backgrounds, and vape flavors. Students flock to the sound of "mango" like a Walmart on Black Friday with a 2 for 1 sale on iPhones. Conestoga also gets a lot of press, any press is good press, unless it involves a broomstick or a 65 year old chauffeur. Most recently this school was featured on Fox News, two girls juuling in their car thought it'd be fun to drop the n-bomb (on a Tuesday). White privilege coupled with hyper-sensitive adolescents, such a lovely environment.
Friend One: "Hey you got any pods?"
Friend Two: "Nah ask the kids trapping over at Conestoga High School"
Friend Two: "Nah ask the kids trapping over at Conestoga High School"
by BeatAssDefinitions May 10, 2018
Get the Conestoga High Schoolmug. a school for kids who think they’re the shit and claim they’re on probation 24/7. pretty much everywhere you go in this school smells like weed and you’ll find a drug dealer anywhere. there’s daily threats to shoot up the school from people who don’t even go here
by tillykidwhoactuallyisnthigh November 19, 2019
Get the chantilly high schoolmug. A high school in iowa which is full of retards and kids vaping in bathrooms. The Devious Lick trend is in full affect at the moment with people stealing soap dispensers and paper towel machines. I would highly recxomend to not work or move to this school.
by weener butt September 10, 2021
Get the Okoboji High Schoolmug. A school in Florida. Full of a fuck ton of white, rich people with absolutely no personality and druggies. Everybody is the same. Boring as fuck.
by jelllllllllllllllly September 16, 2019
Get the Newsome High Schoolmug. this school is on central park blv and is known for wanna be youtubers, 94% white hoes with stds and wanna be gang banging ass niggas (usually broke )who come from green valley and don’t know what real gang banging is, but girls do get banged by the gang in the locker room
by buttfucc3000 September 13, 2019
Get the Northfield High Schoolmug. Dumpiest school in Pennsylvania where all the hoes go. Place where all the boys vape in the bathrooms. 8th grade boys think they’re tough and try to fight everyone. Every girl is a hoe
by Idontknowidontcare357 March 17, 2019
Get the Tunkhannock high schoolmug. Basically the weirdest fucking school in pasco county. Full of white kids with bad hair cuts, wanna be gang members, ugly cheerleaders and a shitty football team.
by Acedefinition95 December 6, 2019
Get the anclote high schoolmug.