the helen keller

While getting a blow job, blind fold your women, then plug both her ears. While your penis is still in her mouth have her say "water" and listen to the sweet music come out of her mouth, if you can understand her.

I gave your mom the helen keller, and apparently she wants some "wah-wah?"

by schlogden February 18, 2008

Helen

A person who looks like a cross between a sloth & a Mouse. A Helen is amazingly amazing & is very short in height.

"Girl! did you just see that Helen?! She was so amazing!"

by shhpence April 23, 2009

Helen

A short kiddie but its fine she likes BTS

"Helen is small"

by Yeetyeetpeppapig May 21, 2019

Helen Keller

When a fine young lady climbs on top of a guy's face while he is laying down (face up, of course), straddles him and rides him like bucking bronco as he eats her pussy. he is blinded by her tummy and/or her tits as she leans over him, deaf as her thighs grip his head tightly (over his ears) and dumb since he can't talk with her wet pussy in his mouth. The act is complete when she cums in his mouth...a good slap across the face as she climbs off can also be added for good measure.

He was acting up, getting all bossy...so I Helen Keller'd him and showed him who the fuck is in charge.

by Diamond Pony March 6, 2012

Helenism

The word used to describe a female dictator whos totalatarian leadership is based souly on the stupidity of a collection of mentally retarded voters who sit residense in a marae.

"Helenism appeals to poor people because they are too stupid to understand highly interlectual conversations, and so appeals to their most base instinct by handing them lollies and showing them pretty pictures of puppies in rose gardens."

by Tom Leeper January 25, 2006

helena

1. THE AWESOMEST SONG ALIVE TO DO ON SINGSTAR!

good song to just ABSOLUTELY SCREAM on singstar

more fun than it sounds

2. SO LONG, AND GOOD NIGHT!
SO LONG, NOT GOOD NIGHT! *gives you the finger*

ash and toe - WHATS THE WORST TO TAKE,
FROM EVERY HEART YOU BREAK!
AND LIKE A BL...

toes dad - SHUTUP!

2. helena - my chemical romance

by ashimattack February 9, 2008

Helen Keller Ugly

To be so ugly, even Helen Keller would find you unattractive or to be as ugly as Helen Keller

Your girlfriend is Helen Keller Ugly

by omguglyhelen March 29, 2010