hay hair

"oh look its hay hair"
"who?"
"andre"
by jimithyturner June 26, 2021
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The Hai Karate

ONE in the pink; FOUR in the stink... Similar to the 'Glad Hand' (which after insertion is followed by a "Hi how are you, nice to meet you" up and down handshake) ... but differing in that a sharp- jerking 'karate chop' motion is used thereby releasing defecate and a highly unpleasant odor as her bowels unhinge and evacuate, usually onto your shoes (see Hollywood Shine Box). This odor is similar to Hai Karate; the popular 1970'S cologne, yet more organic.
" So I met this nice lady and after a few drinks we went out back behind a dumpster. I hiked up her skirt and snuck my hand around to the back of her DoJo. I gave her the Hai Karate in her Dumpster Sushi, real Myagi Style and she Daniel Son'd her 'wax off' all over my shoes. The smell was surreal bruh"
by WindoLickr February 21, 2022
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Hay in the Needle Stack

The hunt for an essential item that IS already hard enough to find on its own, but ALSO in a situation with dire consequences if the wrong item is taken and/or the item isn't found in time.
Much more dangerous than the standard needle in a haystack.
"In front of you are one thousand buttons. One will disarm the nuke. All the others will set it off. You have five minutes."
"Agh, finding that button will be like finding the hay in the needle stack!"
by The_Epicness9000 March 17, 2024
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New Hay

A name commonly described by basic white bitches referring to New Haven, Connecticut.

Also referring to the downtown bar/ restaurant scene
Babe let’s go to downtown new hay and really get wild !!! Girls night !!!
by Rachealray98 July 12, 2021
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Play in the hay

The phrase play in the hay is often used figuratively to describe carefree or playful behavior, similar to children playing in a pile of hay. It implies having fun or enjoying oneself without any specific purpose or responsibility.
by Lysical October 04, 2023
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