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Noodle Hawk

noun-A person who goes to great lengths to see a penis, mostly indigenous to Afghanistan.
I knew he was a faggot because he was noodle hawking me in the shower." or "I was pissing the other day, and this fucking noodle hawk showed up out of nowhere just staring at my junk!
by MoneyMikeHatten July 8, 2010
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Purple Hawk

When at the bar and your friend spots a complete beauty for you
"Look at that gorgeous braud over there man." "Stevo, I would like to honor you with the purple hawk, thank you."
by NJP23 January 10, 2012
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safety hawk

A haircut associated with goths and punks, shaved on the sides and long on top. Thus the wearing of the mowhawk is optional, unlike a short traditional hawk, as the long part can come down to cover the shaved areas. The term "safety" is used for two reasons-- you don't risk poking anyone in the eye in the pit, and you have the option to look more mainstream at your job/funerals/family events, etc.
Boris Rager decided to go to law school so he grew out his warhawk into a safety hawk.
by death doctor September 24, 2012
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A Tony Hawk

when someone Poops on the Handicap Rail in the Bathroom
Man I was just In the bathroom and someone took A Tony Hawk
by DrewZabawa JaySell March 26, 2020
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maddie hawk

Maddie Hawk is a crazy cool girl who is extremely sweet and kind but also chases fun and adventure. You will never find yourself bored with a Maddie Hawk and will always have a friend by your side.
Yo bro, have you met Maddie Hawk?
Hell yeah! She's such a nice girl!
Kinda crazy though.
Yeah, but I like her.
by SirSmily May 31, 2018
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friend hawk

A facebook friend who searches your list of facebook friends and sends them friend requests. Typically someone who is popular, attractive or an athlete.
Elsa has been hawking my friends on Facebook. She is a real friend hawk!
by JGjg24 November 5, 2018
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Hammer-hawking

Continually staring at the male crotchial region and genitals, as if to long for.
I know she's DTF, that bitch has been hammer-hawking me since she got here.
by Pseudofuckthafed January 26, 2019
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