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Hasselhoff

Sponge bobs hairy friend who is also a babe!
by Alexandra April 2, 2005
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reverse Hasselhoff

when you place a picture of David Hasselhoff on your own screen and wait for a nosy friend to look at your screen.
after being Hasselhoffed, one lures that person to view a picture of Hasselhoff.
by placing the picture on his computer and bating them in. this is reverse Hasselhoff
by super-dude-h March 31, 2009
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Hasselhoffing

A Hasselhoffer is a person or people that immediately junps your back and annoys the hell out of you to no end!
This same type person the Hasselhoffer, does this all day every day, therefore is considered to be Hasselhoffing.
The Hasselhoffer is on the borderline of being a Sociopath because of his the sadistic "Thrill" or "Sympathomimetic Hormonal Rush" he gets from Hasselhoffing others.
You are sitting in a park on a nice sunshiny day; taking in your Zen meditation. Here comes a Hasselhoffer like a <virus> in a computer looking for <Hasselhoffing> time>. The Hasselhoffer appears to <look like> cool people and starts up a conversation;commenting on your Zen beliefs. Before you know it, there he is "Hasselhoffing" you, <trying to make you feel like> your waiting for the next Hailey Bob Comet.
by Jo_mamma-manizzle December 11, 2006
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Hasselhoffy

When you're on coke and your hair is way too feathered and you're wearing head-to-toe black leather except for your black cotton wife-beater and the person talking to you is so shit-canned you can convince them you are taking them home in a talking Pontiac Firebird....you know you are officially Hasselhoffy.
Shia "Hasselhoffy" LeBeouf , that guy at your high school reunion that should have shed 20 pounds before he hit on you, a boss who continuously uses the phrase "team work makes the dream work" during Christmas party speeches, or your out of work dad who decided to purchase a motorcycle with your college funds during his mid-life crisis.
by Coit Tower Condowits January 18, 2009
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Hassel

She’s an interesting person she will intrigue you and hypnotize you with her brown/hazel eyes she’s funny and caring but yet intelligent and interesting you will never be bored of her but be careful because although she’s a fiesty one she’s also quite Fragile
I’m in love with hassel
by Hassel March 4, 2018
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alex prescott-hansen

a veyr cute, sexxay, boy/girl.
a great kisser
an even better goy/girlfriend
someone u should spend the rest of your life with
a "big" boy.
wow, he/she's such an alex prescott-hansen
by flippy gibby May 1, 2010
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Dane Roberts Hansen

This is a rare mammal only known to some of the lynfield college people, he stalks his prey (beef jerky) and pounces behind it. buttfucking & eating it at the same time. A very dangerous animal when it come's to food, I wouldn't go anywhere near him with beef jerky.
Ashton: DUDE what the fuck are you doing with beef jerky at school?

Kouroush: I don't know man? I'm hungry. man's gotta eat his lunch.

Ashton: DANE ROBERTS HANSEN WILL FUCKING ATTACK YOU IF HE SEE'S YOU WITH THAT SHIT
by boomheadshotmealtime July 11, 2011
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