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hanging blumpkin

While getting head on the toilet, your fecal matter hangs from the anus due to an insufficient pressure in the rectum. Only a proper orgasm can release the "hanging" feces and cause it to fall into the toilet with a kir plunk sound.
hanging blumpkin is a genetical relative to the blumpkin.
by BRATT December 14, 2008
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Hang turd

1. A turd that gets stuck in your ass when your shiting and it takes a long time to get it out.
2. anything that's very frustrating and is beyond suck ass.
3. Someone who is beyond an ass hole or dick hole.
1. I a be out in a little while. I got a hang turd.
2. This test is going to be such a hang turd.
3. John is such a hang turd.
by Deep blue 2012 May 23, 2010
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Otang Hang

The powerful action of suspending oneself in the air (usually accomplished by hanging from a branch as an orangutan would), in an attempt to relieve one's body of shit and any other elements hiding in the anus. Usually this is exercised by those making an effort to affirm dominance or impress a potential mate. The splashdown power and accuracy of the projectile are considerable aspects when considering the skill of an Otang Hanger. Proper form requires one's legs to be perpendicular to the body as to not drop a mortar in your undies. In the event of one person Otang Hanging onto another person, the victim is required to shamefully wear the feces of the predator on their person for 24 hours.
Example 1:
"Hey where have you been for the past hour?"
"I've been in the woods improving the accuracy of my Otang Hang"
"That explains the bombs I heard going off"

Example 2:
"Wow man you have terrible Otang Hang form"
"Why do you say that?"
"Your fire-mission coordinates sent more bum gravy into your underwear than on my head."
by Massive Ballsack September 25, 2019
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The Hanging Tree

A song by Marty Robbins. It tells of a man who was looking for gold and almost got hung but survived and walked away from the hanging tree with his true love. Not to be confused with the hanging tree from the hunger games. This song is leagues better that that one.
Yes I walked away from the hanging tree, and my own true love did Walk with me
by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021
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Hang-Meister

You, the day after a raging Jägermeister night.
Dude, I've been the Hang-Meister all day today!
by Lumber man January 22, 2010
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Hang it and bang it

A way to say get something done, preferably in a quick and efficient manner. A request to do work instead of engaging in bush league behavior.
Alright, I gave you the information you need to calculate the rate law of the reaction, now hang it and bang it.
by Iamthegodofpremoves February 17, 2023
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hanging and slanging

When you walk around and your dick uncontrollably swings around
" I can't help it I'm just hanging and slanging!!"
by Alexander102 September 4, 2017
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