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Thirty Finger Handjob

A handjob, as the name implies, consisting of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppets 🤚🏼 for each finger and puts them all on prior to initiating a handjob. They then give a rigorous sensory overload handjob with 30 fingers for increased pleasure...think of it is as the ribbed condom of handjobs.
My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game. So she decided to bust out the thirty finger handjob to bring it to the next level...so many fingers fro so much pleasure.
by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020
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Hamburger Helper Handjob

The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.
Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!

Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.
by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023
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panty handjob

an action in which a woman will simulate her panties on a male's penis usually resulting in ejactulation on the panties
friend 1 - my girlfriend gave me an unforgettable panty handjob last night.
friend 2 I should see if my girlfriend would do it to me.
by Frosted1 February 12, 2025
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Ratatouille Handjob

When you give someone a hand job whilst a rat under your hat controls your hands.
Martha, last night I went to the pet store to get a special treat for Brandon’s birthday, I’m giving him a Ratatouille Handjob!
by Smellyshart September 23, 2023
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Long Island Handjob

When you hold your mom's dick while you pee
I really had to pee, but I knew mom was home, so I took the ride to the crib for a long island handjob
by Tbsbass1220 November 25, 2017
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Bacon handjob

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."
by Gamerdactyl February 14, 2019
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Indian Handjob

Much like the Indian burn, this special technique will have ones dick red, raw, and begging for more.
Tyrone loved the Indian Handjob so much that he begged Ambika for more.
by Stank Chicken November 21, 2019
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