A Battle Creek handjob is when your getting a handjob while simultaneously fingering your own ass hole
by ilovejay222 March 9, 2025
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2. When a girl has giant hairy hands and gives you a handjob
2. When a girl has giant hairy hands and gives you a handjob
by DontEatMyAss December 15, 2017
Get the arangatang handjobmug. by WujekBartek December 26, 2021
Get the Poseidons Handjobmug. The act of jerking someone off to distract them from the Alaskan Pipeline that’s about to be shoved up their ass.
Most frequently employed by DC lobbyists on various segments of the American public and by Amber Heard on unsuspecting romantic partners.
Most frequently employed by DC lobbyists on various segments of the American public and by Amber Heard on unsuspecting romantic partners.
1. Dazzled by the company’s offer of thousands of good-paying factory jobs in exchange for tax cuts and reduced regulations, the city council was once again fooled by the old Halliburton Handjob.
2. After hearing of her boyfriend Brodie’s infidelity, Justine organized a gangbang and ambushed Brodie with a Halliburton Handjob in front of all his friends.
2. After hearing of her boyfriend Brodie’s infidelity, Justine organized a gangbang and ambushed Brodie with a Halliburton Handjob in front of all his friends.
by Call Me Ahab January 20, 2024
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Brady: "How was last night with Leah?"
Alex: "It was great, but the flaming handjob she gave me hurt life a mfer."
Brady: "It's ashame I gave you chlamydia."
Alex: "Yeah."
Alex: "It was great, but the flaming handjob she gave me hurt life a mfer."
Brady: "It's ashame I gave you chlamydia."
Alex: "Yeah."
by FedsGay69 August 17, 2019
Get the Flaming handjobmug. The act of getting a handjob from an Israeli girl in a ferris wheel while sucking on the her titties.
Sentence 1: Jason said he’s running late to work because he was busy getting an Israeli Handjob at steel pier.
Sentence 2: After giving Jason an Israeli handjob, Shira wanted to bang him because of the way he sucked her nipples.
Sentence 2: After giving Jason an Israeli handjob, Shira wanted to bang him because of the way he sucked her nipples.
by Johnny Utah1 July 23, 2020
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