slang for jerking off
by Billy Bichititimen January 27, 2005
Get the handshake mug.1. Beats the hell out of any other way of expressing surprise, happiness, or generally anything
2. Has no logical meaning so don't ask
3. I JUST SAID DON'T FUCKING ASK
4. It's what Jesus says to Colonel Sanders in heaven. Bitch.
2. Has no logical meaning so don't ask
3. I JUST SAID DON'T FUCKING ASK
4. It's what Jesus says to Colonel Sanders in heaven. Bitch.
by Creep4life\ June 20, 2009
Get the holy hell in a handbasket mug.When said person/hot girl screeches "HEYYYYYYY, get your nose outta there", you respond by saying "that's a doggie handshake, he's just sayin' hello".
by Steve Asaro August 28, 2007
Get the doggie handshake mug.The act of shaking hands, where one party holds on to the hand while punching the other in the face, while still shaking.
by Donavn Murdoc July 15, 2009
Get the American Handshake mug.When a Tijuana stripper welcomes you by the accustomed grabbing of the crotch as a greeting instead of a handshake.
by Diego Nate November 10, 2010
Get the Tijuana Handshake mug.a female performs cunnilingus on another female while sneaking a mouthful of tabasco sauce, thus causing an incredibly loud reaction which sounds like a German screaming unadulterated profanity uncontrollably.
Oh my GOD! The neighbors called the cops on me because my girlfriend cheated on me, so I gave that beyotch a Hitler's Handshake to teach her a lesson.
by fenderhammer January 1, 2010
Get the hitler's handshake mug.When one inserts all four fingers into a woman's vagina while simultaneously proceeding to enter their thumb into the anal orifice and begins to make a crude chopping motion to simulate a traditional handshake.
by Alongschlong November 20, 2018
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