Having a Beeby

Having a general nightmare of a day. Often involves being particularly unlucky.

Jonathan is having a beeby

by Le Captain January 24, 2013

having one's ear on one's face

a nice synonym used for conservative boxheads, derived from the fact that conservative people think a rainbow on one's ear would ruin one's face

- omg have you heard that Bob opposes same sex marriage?
- are you serious? i thought having one's ear on one's face was already out of fashion..
- nah, he and Cynthia still totally have their ears on their faces

by Nomdi February 3, 2019

Having twins

When you take a dump and have just finished wiping, and you feel another log coming.

Sorry I’m late, I was in the bathroom and realized I was having twins.

by Peppylongstockings January 7, 2021

Having so much fun right now

When you are just laughing with friends and one of them say “we are having so much fun right now” even tho your not really.

Me: HAHAHHA

Friend: we are having so much fun right now

by HAIMBOBSISTAR March 22, 2021

Halding

When you're so horny you're literally balding out of sexual rage

you see mystic and mg on main??

yeah mg is literally halding rn

by realToasty September 19, 2021

person having a computer error

just a random thing that popped into my head

person having a computer error in urban dictionary

by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022

you’re having a poor bloke on

This statement is often used in response to being told something so totally outrageous that it quite obviously cannot be true ....

I’ve known him all my life and I didn’t have a clue, when he told me he was gay I replied ‘Come on, you’re having a poor bloke on!!!!’

by Mercedian!!!! February 1, 2019