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hump ass

Child-bearing hips on a man. This guy has a badonkadonk, usually accentuated by unflattering grandpa slacks; similar to the Hunchback of Notre Dame...but his hump is his ass. This is a very unfortunate condition.
George Michael Bluth from Arrested Development has a hump ass. When a guy wears old man pants, you can easily see his hump ass.
by YuniBroughman November 13, 2010
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Hump Day

Would you like the orgin of Hump Day? As You Wish. Originally named after Prince Humperdink from "The Princess Bride"
It was on a Wednesday he was to be married to Buttercup, but Wesley disguised as the Dread Pirate Roberts swooped in and saved the day.

The people decided to call every Wednesday Hump day so the evil prince would be reminded of his failure for eternity.
by JJ Easy November 20, 2013
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hump day

A term used exclusively by douchebags in reference to Wednesday.
Some douchebag named Garrett: Happy hump day!

Man: It's called Wednesday, you piece of garbage.
by Heegagurkurk February 21, 2009
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dog humping

When an individual fornicates with another individual who is very unattractive.
"My roommate was dog humping this fatty last night because she followed him home on her bicycle."
by DJ B Mac August 9, 2006
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dry hump

The touching of a guy's hard cock agaisnt a girl's wet pussy in a fast humping motion while they have their clothes on.
In school, Sam was wearing a short short skirt and tank top and when Robby saw her they imedalty started to dry hump in the halls. They we so horney that she gave him a long blow job after he ate her out
by BeMyBitch69 December 1, 2010
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wet humping

Similar to dry humping, wet humping occurs when two partners engage in grinding without insertion in the shower, hence WET humping. The penis may turn red the next day if wet humping persists for more than 15 minutes.
My dick hurts from all of that wet humping last night.
by DEEZ April 5, 2004
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sport-hump

To rub up against someone in a secksual way (see sport or hump).
Back in the day, we used to sport-hump the damsels out back 'o the barn after the county ball.
by hydroponics May 20, 2003
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