Homework

Hellish,
Ominous
Mound of

Extremely
Wasteful and
Obligatory
Redundant
Krap

Person 1: I have homework.

Person 2: Good luck developing a personality and social life!

by ExtraMustard September 29, 2014

homework

Something satan (teachers) give to students who have been in prison for 6 hours and make them do more work! BullSHIAT!

Jimmeh (Kid 1): Gad my teacher gave me SHITTEH homework...
Billeh (Kid 2): Hah, I got none
Jimmeh: You little shit

by Ass89236492138756 November 24, 2015

Homework

A really good excuse to dream about bombing your school

Bob:Wanna watch a movie?
Tim:I wish,I have homework.

by AA12Fan February 8, 2015

Homework

Who ever invented it is a idiot. It consumes time and every teacher gives 5 essays each week and becomes very annoying this is how many slaps the person who invented it deserves 9999999999999999999999999999 plus about another 400000000000000000. So flip homework the biggest mistake a human has ever made.

More Homework why am I not suprised

by DoctorColesminion123 November 4, 2019

Homework

The devils work.

Teacher/devil:do your homework
Me/everyone else:yes miss
5mins
Me/everyone I'll do it................. Someday

by Normalperson. Com April 5, 2020

Homework

Homework is a necessary part of school. It is most commonly whined about by retards who made most of the other homework definitions. What most people fail to understand is that if you were to sit in a quiet room, with no distractions, you will finish your homework in about an hour. Projects only take 10-20 minutes a day if you start the day it's assigned and finish the day before it's due. So overall, if you had a test, an assload of homework, and a project all due tomorrow, the most it should take you is 3 hours, with breaks. On normal days, about an hour and a half on your homework. Thats 6 1/2 hours at school, and 1 1/2 hours at home caring about your education. On average you need 8 hours of sleep. So no need to stay up late doing homework and wake up tired, you will recieve the correct amount of sleep. Thats 8 hours of sleep, 8 hours of school-related crap, and 7 hours (considering you wake up and hour before school) to do whatever the fuck you want. I dont care what you do with those 7 hours, but its 7 fucking hours. Homework is not a pain in the ass. There is 7 hours of free time for you, and a good night's sleep. The point is, if you do your homework when you get home, and do it efficiently, you'll get good grades and have plenty of free time. And if you have an abnormally large amount of homework, have 5 hours of free time. Stop bitching, do your homework, its not that bad.

slacker: Fuck the teacher, 2 pages of math homework? I have shit to do.
intelligent teenager: It'll take like 10 minutes if you actually try, stfu.

by CHAchooCHA August 22, 2011

homework

The act of having sex, disguised as an innocent activity that many children are forced to do.

"Did you do your homework last night?"
- "Did you have sex last night"

"Did you take her pencil?"
- "Did you take her virginity?"

"That was the hardest homework in a long time."
- "That was the hardest sex I've had in a while."

"Is that your study buddy?"
- "Is that your fuck buddy?"

by Max Sam G December 29, 2007