hair patty

When you pull a lot of hair off of your hairbrush, and it comes off in the shape of a burger patty.
Person: Woah, I just pulled a huge hair patty off my hairbrush!
Other person: Cool!
by I_am_cool_maddy January 04, 2021
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Pineapple Hair

anixs word for the green thing on top of spongebobs house
weow did you see the green thing on spongebobs house?

duh it’s pineapple hair
by moonangxel June 17, 2020
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Chair Hair

Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.
After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.
by kevinjanko July 11, 2008
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Hair Berries

Ass hairs with tiny knots on the ends. Typically found in multiples. Hard to pluck and remove and often dangle.
I went down to eat that homeless woman’s ass in the alley and it was nothing but a stank ass forest full of hair berries.

Things were getting a little wooly for me so Sonja trimmed all
my hair berries last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 29, 2018
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hair catcher

A condition when a person's butt is so pronounced that when in the shower, natural hair loss from their head gets clogged between their butt cheeks rather than clogging in the shower drain.
Wow, check out the hair catcher on that girl!
by OutKickedCoverage February 10, 2018
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Daddy Hair

A hair-do on a little girl that was obviously done by her father. This could be a pony tail, a braid or any other style that is put together haphazardly and half falling out.
Did you see poor little Emily? She had some serious daddy hair.
by SnappingOrchid August 24, 2010
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Hair pains

(n) An ailment which occurs when hair stays in the same unnatural position for a long period of time (ie. a change in hair parting or direction). Symptoms of Hair pains are aching, twanging pains on the scalp when hair is moved or has pressure applied to it.
Occurs especially around times when hair has not been washed for a while.
Jen: Ohh I've had my hair in a tight high ponytail all day, I think I'm getting hair pains!

Emma: I changed my parting this morning for the lols and now my scalp is feeling the results; hair pains!!
by cwfb3kwx April 20, 2011
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