by I_am_cool_maddy January 04, 2021
Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.
by kevinjanko July 11, 2008
by moonangxel June 17, 2020
PHK's Hair is the definition of absolute horizontality. PHK's hair is often/sometimes used to calibrate advanced astronomical equipment such as the Hubble Telescope, and other highly sophisticated devices.
Person A: "Wow! look at that guys hair. It's like a 100% horizontal"
Person B: "Yeah dude, i know. It's said to be the definition of straightness. The only thing he uses to keep that extremely plane cut, also known as the PHK's Hair, is the blowing wind and his subconscious mind power"
Person B: "Yeah dude, i know. It's said to be the definition of straightness. The only thing he uses to keep that extremely plane cut, also known as the PHK's Hair, is the blowing wind and his subconscious mind power"
by The Lizard Kingzzz October 11, 2011
Pensi Hair
by TheHylian12 August 27, 2017
Ass hairs with tiny knots on the ends. Typically found in multiples. Hard to pluck and remove and often dangle.
I went down to eat that homeless woman’s ass in the alley and it was nothing but a stank ass forest full of hair berries.
Things were getting a little wooly for me so Sonja trimmed all
my hair berries last night.
Things were getting a little wooly for me so Sonja trimmed all
my hair berries last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 29, 2018
A condition when a person's butt is so pronounced that when in the shower, natural hair loss from their head gets clogged between their butt cheeks rather than clogging in the shower drain.
by OutKickedCoverage February 10, 2018