Goofy goobered

The act of ejaculating into the palm of your hand and using it to slap cam another person.

Man, I had that bitch on all fours! right before I was about finish I nutted in my hand. When she turned her head I slapped her across the face with my cum. She got Goofy goobered.

by xxxquintacion September 02, 2018

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Poo Goober

A slang term which is defining an unusual event. In this event a male has anal intercourse with a woman or male. When this second partner goes to deficate at a later time, they realize that their fecal matter is covered in a layer of seminal fluid from the earlier session of intercourse.

Wow, that sex must have been crazy because I just pinched out a mighty poo goober!

by Jack Bradley March 25, 2010

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goober gnat

an irratating person, similar to the gnat around a sweaty penis

That guy is a real goober gnat.

by Hammer1975 December 27, 2010

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Goober

Goober, also known as known goobie, slang for a vagina.

Ew, she's such a goobie head.
My goober hurts.

by FilthyWeeaboo December 11, 2016

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Goofy Goober

When you and your sexual partner put each other’s mucus on the males dick and the girls sucks all of it off.

Mark:” Yeah bro, me and Melissa tried the goofy goober last night. That shit was hot!” Jimbo: “Oh yeah? How’s that done?” Mark:”so basically the girl puts her mucus on your dick and then the guy puts all of his in the girls hand and rubs it all over the guys dick”

*call ends*

by YuvgDaggerDick August 14, 2018

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