Goober Nugget

Someone who thinks their own obscene jokes are hilarious.

Jonathan was acting like a complete goober nugget when he made that diarrhea joke.

by KTEKU August 31, 2011

Goofy goobered

The act of ejaculating into the palm of your hand and using it to slap cam another person.

Man, I had that bitch on all fours! right before I was about finish I nutted in my hand. When she turned her head I slapped her across the face with my cum. She got Goofy goobered.

by xxxquintacion September 2, 2018

Goober gobbler

Someone who gobbles goober. Philonias meredian. One who's nati e language consist of grunts Google gobbles and sporadic outburst of the word meth and bottom teeth snarels in there sleep

You goober gobbler .gobbling. Mother fu#*er

by Sim guy May 10, 2022

Goober

Goober, also known as known goobie, slang for a vagina.

Ew, she's such a goobie head.
My goober hurts.

by FilthyWeeaboo December 10, 2016

Goofy Goober

When you and your sexual partner put each other’s mucus on the males dick and the girls sucks all of it off.

Mark:” Yeah bro, me and Melissa tried the goofy goober last night. That shit was hot!” Jimbo: “Oh yeah? How’s that done?” Mark:”so basically the girl puts her mucus on your dick and then the guy puts all of his in the girls hand and rubs it all over the guys dick”

*call ends*

by YuvgDaggerDick August 14, 2018

goober

batty boy.

I am goober the batty boy.

by Little miss btchy May 18, 2004

Goober

A better Goob

OMG Jaye! Ur a goober and that's better than a goob!! I luv u so much!

by JDRB November 27, 2003