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sneeze goblin

when an extremely quiet person sneezes louder than you knew possible
they were soft spoken before turning into the sneeze goblin
by pompu January 17, 2020
mugGet the sneeze goblinmug.

hunched goblin

exact same sexual position as the "piledriver," with the male facing away from the female instead of towards her.
when i was getting it on with karen last night i almost broke her neck during the hunched goblin.
by mick_the_skin September 19, 2009
mugGet the hunched goblinmug.

condom goblin

Don’t say Condom Goblin three times in the mirror otherwise it will come and steal your condoms, as well as fucking you raw in the ass.
Yo Man, I said the condom goblin three times last night and I’ll never be able to sit down comfortablely ever again...
by Olliethehumpgod April 4, 2019
mugGet the condom goblinmug.

Dart Goblin

A 3-elixir card in the popular mobile gameClash Royale,” this underrated card is really balanced and unlocks at Arena 9. He attacks and moves fast while doing decent damage, but has low health. He’s an awesome air defense troop.
Hey bro I use the Dart Goblin!” “Bro that’s so cool
by Akaudi7 June 30, 2021
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Goblin-esk

adjective

Someone who has the appearance and mannerism of a goblin, usually short with a scrunched up face, beady little eyes, and a big forehead. They like mischief, and being sneaky.
Werewolf: Do you know Pat from Worth St.

Puck: Yeah, I caught him trying to steal my pouch of gold, he's so goblin-esk.
by theedingo1 November 21, 2010
mugGet the Goblin-eskmug.

Goblin gang

a name used to describe groups or cliques of people (typically teenage girls) who call themselves alt and wear tons of makeup and have dyed hair. They usually will post pictures of all of their clique at the local shopping mall trying to look like a gang by all flicking off the camera. they all wear so much makeup that they all look like goblins. If you ever say something that could damage their stuck up reputation the whole goblin gang will spam you with threats of what they say that will do. Even though they are all 5 foot 2.
Yo Joey, Today I saw the goblin gang at the mall and I started laughing because they looked so ridiculous. 5 minutes later I had 20 messages of them claiming that they would ruin my life even though they are all so short that a gust of wind would blow them away.
by Joey mother January 25, 2021
mugGet the Goblin gangmug.

goblin shit

Taking a shit with your feet up on the toilet seat, with your knees at your chest.

Usually used when you are short on time and got to drop a tank. Always works with little to no wipe. Very effective.
Shit bro I only have 2 minutes but I gotta deuce. I’m gonna goblin shit this one.
by Geegee123456789 February 26, 2021
mugGet the goblin shitmug.

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