Guido

Any person (most commonly of italian descent) that has an immense amount of pride in himself. Usually wears tight Armani Exchange, Ed Hardy, Calvin Klein, or Guess clothing. Typically spend a significant amount of time on his appearence in order to look flashy and appealing. Hairstyles include Crowns, Front Flips, Fohawks, and spikes. The most abundant place that Guido's are found are in the New Jersey, New York Tri-state area. Can sometimes be associated with metro-sexual as they do tend to care about their outward appearance more then other men. Usually spend time on facial grooming (eyebrow waxing, ect..) and tanning.

Guido's enjoy clubbing and drinking and girls. Dance styles can seem a little out of whack, but it is a form of expressing ones mental and physical state of tranquility and ecstasy. They take pride in their own italian background (as little or non existent it may be) and enjoy a restless, and care free life

Look at that Guido on the dancefloor.

by TonyDel January 19, 2010

Gidon

Term used for describing a sexual position with the handlebar of a bicycle. It is often used as a name in the Bible to represent the act.

Hey Moses, did you see Gidon last night
Yeah God, I couldn't believe something like that could happen
You should have seen my stick afterwards

by Name Maker101*** June 19, 2011

Geico

A girl that is slutty/easy

That girl is geico. Shes so easy, a caveman could do her.

by MGordn65 September 27, 2008

guido

Maybe if your ignorant ass came up here, or maybe u live up here in the tri-state area and did not hate on guidos, you would really know what goes on instead of just making stuff up trying to bring down us italian americans. Ok Guidos do wear tight shirts, designer jeans, but no fuzzy hats, thats homo son. Second, we are not "wiggers" or "wegros" whatever you call it. We grew up around hip-hop/rap, urban. Nothing wrong with being urban or using hip hop slang, some slangs created by us italians. Guidos basically are "pimps" or "players" who dress in clothes described above, also our "fake" gold chains as you call it. Those are called baptism chain, ok idiot?, given to us by our godfather and godmother at our baptism. Now you probably feel stupid so try to comeback with a better definition, moron. Oh yea, I am full blooded italian, but do not dress like that. Not all italians dress as you describe them to be.

guido: shut up before i pop ya weasel ass!

by BronxKid October 9, 2005

guido

An alternative name for 'Heroin'.
Used to hide the fact that Heroin is being talked about.

Luke and Bettina went searching for Guido, only to be f****ed over by two B******ds who took our £80.

Bettina! Yes Luke; Is that my Guido on the table?

...NO, it's my Guido.

by Luke <waiting on deed-pole> Forrester April 30, 2004

guido

A guido...let me expalin, is a way of life. It's just not any SOB with a fuckin blowout. Its not just any poser with an armani exchange shirt...that doesnt mean shit. The true guido's are the true italian, born and raised...who go to the club and parties because THEY want to, who wear the expense clothes because THEY want to, who drive the nice cars because THEY want to...not because it fits into the ever so popular growing "guido" trend. They try to look better than the average scrub. They work hard and play harder. You are who you are, if that is naturally YOU, then you are a TRUE guido.

I consider myself a guido, because its who i am, not who i want to be.

by Gaspare December 28, 2005

Geico

a drink made of Southern Comfort and RockStare energy drink

Hot Bar Tender: What can I get you?
Bar Patron: Yes, can I have a Geico
Hot Bar Tender: Wow, your cool!

by GeicoLover August 8, 2008