A very drunken raccoon. Rarely to be found in the wild due to the scarcity of alcohol there. Goon coons usually live in sub urban areas looking for trash bins and open leftover alcohol to get into.
Lowell: Whoa look at that raccoon! I was going to chase him away but it couldn't run straight.
Fred: Dude that’s a goon coon! You shouldn't have left your beer in the garage dude.
Lowell: What? My beer! Damn goon coons!
Fred: Dude that’s a goon coon! You shouldn't have left your beer in the garage dude.
Lowell: What? My beer! Damn goon coons!
by Goondued November 8, 2011
Get the goon coonmug. one who consumes large amounts of goon. goon is the cheapest and strongest alcohol available to money tight teenagers.
by pelaco December 14, 2009
Get the goon warriormug. Chat goons are a phenomena started by a small group of people that have grown into a large internet meme. They are made by using regular characters. Examples of these are seen below.
.______. A generic "goon". This is the most basic type. It can be created with any amount of underscores.
\\\.______./// A "clawed goon". This type of goon was created later on in the meme's lifetime by other users than the original "goon" creators.
Goons developed a large following. Some stories made up to explain the "goon" fad are:
Goons are small creatures that live under beds. They enjoy chewing the toes of people. Goons have webbed feet and some goons are said to have "claws", signified by back or forward slashes. Further rumors indicate that they replace the toes of people with different objects. Supporters of the "Salad Fingers" series claim that the goons replace the toes with croutons to provide an additional strange entity to the "Salad Fingers" universe.
.______. A generic "goon". This is the most basic type. It can be created with any amount of underscores.
\\\.______./// A "clawed goon". This type of goon was created later on in the meme's lifetime by other users than the original "goon" creators.
Goons developed a large following. Some stories made up to explain the "goon" fad are:
Goons are small creatures that live under beds. They enjoy chewing the toes of people. Goons have webbed feet and some goons are said to have "claws", signified by back or forward slashes. Further rumors indicate that they replace the toes of people with different objects. Supporters of the "Salad Fingers" series claim that the goons replace the toes with croutons to provide an additional strange entity to the "Salad Fingers" universe.
by Fashizzledizzle January 5, 2006
Get the Chat goonsmug. by Jayvaughn May 14, 2011
Get the Art Goonmug. Goon Boy - "Hey Tom were GOON BOYS! everyone is full on lookin at us they reckon we're cool"
Crowd - "Pfft underages and their cask wine, faggots."
Crowd - "Pfft underages and their cask wine, faggots."
by bdizzy January 11, 2008
Get the Goon Boysmug. A fat crew of cheap ass muthafuckers who like to get hell wasted for the least amount of money possible... Buy drinking goon.
by goon king January 7, 2009
Get the Goon brigademug. part of a group of people who just like having fun and getting fucked up, everyday has a new adventure for a goon. part of a crew thats down till thier death day
by cheff519 September 1, 2009
Get the goonmug.