Fuck me standing up

An expression used when you were completely surprised by a situation or outcome.

We'll fuck me standing up , the eagles finally one a home game .

by Dadgad September 29, 2014

Fuck Me With A hot Poker

The defintition of the word litterally means "I Don't Believe it!" or "Holy Crap!" It's simply an exclaimation used to suggest shock. The Phrase comes from the Movie "Live From Baghdad." Thats the only place I've ever heard it used.

This phrase can be taken literally and is often hilarious if people look at you strangely for saying it.

Guy 1: Dude! the internet is up again!
Guy 2: Well Fuck me with a Hot Poker!
Guy 1: Heh... no.

by ~dark_in_Stereo January 29, 2005

Fuck me harder daddy

ONE WHO WISHES TO HAVE SEX MALE GENITALS SHOVED UP THEIR ANAL CANAL, AND REFERS TO THE MAN AS "DADDY"

*SEX*

WOMAN: FUCK ME HARDER DADDY
MAN: *FUCKS HARDER*
WOMAN: *AGGRESIVE MOANING*

by LORD_COCKMEISTER August 28, 2021

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

A quote from the movie Heathers
Also a random phrase to say if ya dun fucked up, wanna be fucked with chainsaws, or if you just feel like saying some weird ass phrase.

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw! Do I look like Mother Teresa?!

by do-you-even-hansen January 31, 2018

Fuck me sideways on toast

When being fucked sideways just isn't enough

Doctor: Sorry But you have Herpes
John: Fuck me sideways on toast!

by TMB94squared October 11, 2009

Fuck Me Backwards With A Spoon

What it means is FML

Fuck Me Backwards With A Spoon

by tiktikboom3 March 20, 2017

fuck me like a rockstar

something that the singer, jxdn (bellow) has wrote down and sang in his song, Angels and Demons.

His fans occasionally will scream “any day” after he says it in the song.

Me: “FUCK ME LIKE A ROCKSTAR”

crush: uhh no-

by jxdnbae February 28, 2021