February

This month is national finger free month where no girl can finger themselves or anyone else

This month there’s no fingering in february

by Hey girlssss November 4, 2019

February 19th

February 19th is throw a friend named Landon down a flight of stairs day.

You: It’s February 19th...

Landon: Fuck.

by booshybitch February 15, 2020

February 17th

February 17th is National Shoot Your Shot Day. If you were going to ask that special girl/guy out on a date today is the day.

Jim: it’s February 17th Brett, are you gonna ask Ashley out
Brett: I have too, Jim, it’s National Shoot Your Shot Day!

by Philosopher69 February 15, 2020

February 15

Annoy Squidward Day

Spongebob: Do you know what to today is?
Squidward: Annoy Squidward Day?
Spongebob: No silly that's on February 15

by Mr_Freeman February 16, 2020

February 9th

national pizza day and micheal b jordan’s birthday. god damn that’s a good day

wow she was born on pizza day and micheal b jordan’s birthday. whatta catch
february 9th: a great day Igor the history book

by blesseddave February 18, 2020

February 30th

the day all of your dreams come true

waiting for february 30th 😁🤞

by hezdai November 16, 2020

february 22

february 22 is the day of the hot, sexy bitches. if you're born on this day, ur superior to anyone and everyone.

feb 22 born bitch "omg it's february 22!!"
rando unimportant person "oh shit yeah"
feb 22 born bitch "bow down to me as i am ur superior"

by your mum1 October 17, 2021