Foot fetish

An attraction to a set of the most admirable womens feet.

Brian Sr: Did you see Samantha's feet the other day?
Bruce Jr: No, why would i look at her feet?
Brian Sr: Well after seeing them in flip flop's ive determined ive got a FOOT FETISH.
Bruce Jr: Eww dude thats sick
Brian Sr: No way dude id totally stick my dick between her luscious soles and cum all over her toes!
Bruce Jr: That's kind of weird but I guess to each is own.
Brian Sr: Shes like the Pamela Anderson of the foot world bro, toes of a goddess.

-Brian Sr.

by Brian fucking smith June 25, 2016

Foot Fetish Fetish

When someone is turned on by someone who gets turned by feet. However, someone with a foot fetish fetish hates feet.

Jon: Put your shoes back on!
Kim: But I thought you had a foot fetish.

Jon: No, I have a foot fetish fetish. I only get turned on by people with foot fetishes.

by Not Ron Paul. March 16, 2014

Foot Fairy

A name given to male soccer players by American football players indicating the fact that football is for men and soccer is for women and europeans

1: Hey looks at that soccer player over there

2: No he's a foot fairy

1: what's a foot fairy?

2: a guy who prefers soccer over the real football-american

by laxio24 June 20, 2008

foot-traffic jam

The traffic jam caused by people leaving public events all at once. The roads are normally closed, and it is difficult to move.

Lisa: Let's leave now that the fireworks are over.
Shaun: Let's wait half an hour, the roads are packed... There's a foot-traffic jam.

by Leisel Golden January 26, 2009

Foot knuckling

The art of inserting ones toe up whatever orifice, all the way up to the hilt

Shit me mate......he stuck his toe right up to my tonsils - the dirty low down foot knuckling son of a bitch

by Burtonez September 12, 2009

Foot of Prick

When a football team is entirely outclassed, or massively outscored. To be given a foot of prick by the opposition.

I thought Sir Alex Ferguson said he knew how to beat Barca in the Champions League Final this time? Looked to me like Barca gave them a very public foot of prick again.

by Slipp Digby August 5, 2011

foot-flush

a technique used by generations of attendees of Central High School, or almost any Philadelphia public school, where you skillfully use your foot to flush the toilet. Who knows what has been on that handle.

Person A: "Yo, have you ever been to the bathrooms?"
Person B: "They are nasty as shit bro!"
Person A: "I know right?! I don't wanna touch anything in there!"
Person B: "Totally, thats why I use the foot-flush. For some quality no-hand-flushing."

by CrAzYsHiT May 2, 2012