Floor-drobe

When you don't feel like putting your clothes away, so you put them on the floor

My mother does not like my new floor-drobe.

by Sydnaro8 June 9, 2018

Floor slut

Someone who regularly grinds their genitals into the floor to the point of climax.
Usually done while fantasizing about a person of interest.

"Oh, I'm a total floor slut. I do it all the time."
"Oh he's/she's a floor slut. You didn't know?"

by CappyboySteveman June 24, 2019

Floor lover

Someone who has no life and just loves floors. Like they don’t sleep on no bed, nah they sleep on the floors because they think they be bad bitches but they ain’t.

Damn casey’s A real floor lover

by Wowfuckabitch November 20, 2019

burrito on the floor

To swaddle oneself in an enveloping way with an article of comfort whilst laying on the floor.

I want to go burrito on the floor right now.

by Itsyaboiskinnypeen November 21, 2019

Crap on the floor

What dogs do when they want to spite you.

Dogs like to crap on the floor a lot, don't they?

by Bonjourstupid April 17, 2019

Floor Check

A callout made to ask your friends what floor they are on the High Hotel.

Floor Check!
"I'm about at floor 5"
"Honestly, I only feel about the 2nd or 3rd"
"Bro, really? Dude, I'm on the 10th floor"

by Spencybro March 13, 2019

Floor Focus

When you get high, but have to go out to people, and you can't focus on anything except the floor.

- You seen this dude? He ain't nothing but floor focused.

by MosoumuPirsyr May 24, 2019