man, i bet dollars to doughnuts (like that phrase??) that bitch could float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

Used instead of whatever floats your waterlogged goat, whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, etc etc.
Used by smart people who are trying to prove they're up to date with both science and popular culture. Boats are made so they don't get waterlogged you wannabe college graduates!
Used by smart people who are trying to prove they're up to date with both science and popular culture. Boats are made so they don't get waterlogged you wannabe college graduates!
Jeorne: Yeah, I wanna kill some australian maps.
Geekni: Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. See what I did there? Coz it's in the water? See? See?
Jeorne: riiiiight...
Geekni: Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. See what I did there? Coz it's in the water? See? See?
Jeorne: riiiiight...
by come along pond November 26, 2011

"Philip had been away for three weeks shooting lions in the Serengeti, so when he smashed the life out of me upon his return it was like a milk float hitting a brick wall"
"Good heavens, Ma'am"
"Good heavens, Ma'am"
by Bearded Cridders November 11, 2017

The phrase used to confirm something when you are moderately indifferent to the actions of a friend who's mental faculties are questionable.
Person 1: So Im gonna ask Grey to marry me today.
Person 2: Didn't you just meet?
Person 1: So?
Person 2: Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach
Person 2: Didn't you just meet?
Person 1: So?
Person 2: Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach
by teenag-er December 31, 2012

Basically when Twitter first goes insane cause you typed $PEPE, you think.
So, psychologically, there may be relation here to internal dynamics to the typer, such that it is then you have fulfilled the aforementioned and defined word.
No one will ever know why $PEPE defined this, if it is.
So, psychologically, there may be relation here to internal dynamics to the typer, such that it is then you have fulfilled the aforementioned and defined word.
No one will ever know why $PEPE defined this, if it is.
by superstopponthat May 6, 2023

Hey Loyalty brother, how was your Friday night?
-President Marcus, I was or all night "Floating for hoes! "
Atta boy Levi, you'll get the hang of it!
#Floatin4Hoes
-President Marcus, I was or all night "Floating for hoes! "
Atta boy Levi, you'll get the hang of it!
#Floatin4Hoes
by President M November 29, 2017

by Groovintunes April 8, 2011
