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Squirt flashbang

For example: stop pulling the squirt flashbang on my face!
by Joey kontenrimmer May 13, 2022
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Vietnamese flashbang

When you nut in a guys dickhole and slap his ass simultaneously while in a tree.
Yeah dude, last night was wild, I gave my boyfriend a Vietnamese flashbang.
by chegwardthefifth June 22, 2022
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Portuguese Flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and face and smack her ears simultaneous, similar to a Russian Flashbang, then just run away (assumingly to play football)
Dude 1: She wanted me to stay, but I gave her a Portuguese Flashbang because I had a match with the boys!
Dude 2: True bro right here!
by averageportuguesedude October 26, 2022
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Doomsday flashbang

A doomsday flashbang is where the end of the world is about to happen so your whole neighbourhood cum simultaneously on the hottest woman around then all take turns slapping both her ears at the same time
Guy 1-let’s have a doomsday flashbang

Guy 2-Well it’s the end of the world anyway

Guy 3-LETS DO IT!!!
by TheRealMan101 December 20, 2022
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Fallujah Flashbang

When entering a building Fallujah, Iraq, you would throw Grenades instead of Flashbangs.
Lcpl Wagner toss a fallujah flashbangs in that room to clear it.
by TheUglyAmerican January 17, 2023
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Furry Flashbang Friday

Any Friday you can flashbang a furry and legally get away with it.
"Hey dude, lets stalk up for Furry Flashbang Friday!"
by Felicxxx January 25, 2023
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Florida Flashbang

A backwoods munition crafted by placing a lit M80 firecracker in the mouth of a bullfrog. The frog can then be thrown full speed at a target by hand. Alternatively, a slingshot can be used to for ranged accuracy.
That Taylor boy keeps running off with my chickens, that’s alright, he’s gonna have a Florida Flashbang aimed at him next time.
by GravitonCrImSoN March 16, 2023
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