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soft five

1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.
1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 18, 2018
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bump five

what happens when there is miscommunication and one person goes for a fist bump while the other goes for a high five.

even more awkward is the chest bump version of the bump five.
obama and rahm emanuel shared an awkward celebratory fist bump five soon after they won the election.

ray lewis collided violently with poe in an impromptu chest bump five. poe sustained a sprained wrist and bruised ribs.
by sudoer extraerrorordinaire November 15, 2009
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friendly five

when you and another person get into a fight , afterwards you would clap up like it never happened.(win or lose)
" Ayo you tryna get that friendly five in ?"
by meemom December 15, 2013
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five much

That girl wore an all hot pink outfit today, from head to toe. That was like, five much right there.
by g.lovee August 25, 2010
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Famous Five

The undeniably amazing yet jizzless act of self pollution a fifth time in the day ...
Dan , I did it, the forth was a chin shot but I managed the famous five at the stroke of the hour....it was a disappointing spuff though.
by Dan Das Welt Man November 23, 2016
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Five-Teen

Five-Teen lasts for fifteen years.

This is the age that parents can refer to their kids (mostly Daughters) as being.

It is all encompassing in the age range of five to twenty years of age.

It can either be a younger child whom is yet a teenager, acting out in ways that make them seem older than they are.

It is also used to describe a teenager who is acting like a little kid.

Usually it is not a compliment whatever.
"My kid acts like they are Five-Teen years old"
by ChanceOmatic January 11, 2018
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Five and two

Medical code for sedation of a violent or intoxicated ER patient. Abbreviated from 5 mg of haldol and 2 mg of ativan.
Let's five and two the drunk guy.
by Litfreak June 25, 2018
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