Ferguson

A 'Ferguson' is a type of mammal which is characterised by its blond hair that is of its own life form. The hair does what it pleases, forming the 'Ferguson' part of the mammal.

The 'Ferguson' is not restricted to head hair, but also extended to chest hair and...you know the rest.

Often, when a 'Ferguson' is sighted it must be shot down immediately as it is fashionably contagious.

Not to be confused with an Angus, the organism which the Ferguson clings to.

Beware. Little is known as to whether the Ferguson has detrimental side effects. Documented cases of victims of Fergusitis have had symptoms including nausea, cancer of the eyes, rejection, depression and inconvenience.

Elmer Fudd: "Be veeeewwy quiet, I'm hunting Fergusons."
Ferguson: "Ehh, what's up doc?"

Angus: "WHAT IS ON MY HEAD??"

Angus: "Had a dream that a Ferguson infected me. Woke up, not a dream."

Sam: "Get a haircut."
Angus: "I can't, it's a case of the Ferguson!"

by Zozimus and Alexander November 4, 2011

harlequin fetus

1 of the 3 notorious pictures in the LUE Trinity. The exact definition can be found on several reputable medical websites. The LUE Trinity is goatse, tub girl, and this, the harlequin fetus.

The Trinity; that is, goatse, tub girl, and the harlequin fetus, burned my eyes and made me bleach my retinas.

by Fiver June 7, 2004

give the fetus a black eye

this term is used to describe a man with a big cock who unceremoniously fucks a pregnant women as hard as he possibly can with no regard for the unborn fetus which is why he is said to give the fetus a black eye.

"so johnathan you actually fucked that skanky pregnant chick rachel? your fucking sick. did you give the fetus a black eye?"

by AgentWar May 15, 2006

feroush

Feroush: A word created by Christian Siriano and also spelled Ferosh. The meaning varies, even according to him. Along the lines of Fierce it would seem that the word is short for ferocious, only spelled different.

OMG, that boi is feroush!

by MindRacer420 June 17, 2010

Fetus Slam

When you fuck a pregnant girl so hard that the head of your cock slams into the head of the fetus.

Hey, did you hear? Last night I got Emily so fucking drunk that I gave her the old fetus slam!

by Preggofuck April 16, 2010

fetus grinder

a butcher that has developed a taste for fetus meat because of goverment experementations. it usually sells for 40$ a pound because it's so hard to get and it's so tender.

where do you think your baby brother went?.....in the fetus grinder of course!!!

by marluxia919 December 14, 2010

Fetus Fly Trap

A woman who enjoys the act of taking the virginities of younger men.

You're a bunch of fetus fly traps and whores!

by Aristotle and Fruit Loops June 30, 2011