flying monkey falcon punch

(noun) While engaging in anal sex with a woman, the male inserts either hand into the vagina, and proceeds to vigorously masturbate his own penis through the vaginal/anal membrane.

"Hey mate, you look happy... What happened last night?"

"I delivered a mean flying monkey falcon punch to the MRS last night!"

"Aww... shit yeah bro! High five!"

by ScottyMate February 2, 2017

BLue Falcon

A military Definition for a "Buddy Fucker". Also known as "The Air Guy" or "bones" It is comon knowledge in afghanistan that the "Air Guy" is the Blue Falcon. And Runs Falcon Air

This is a comon statement from the Blue Falcon: " I can totally get you a flight today, maybe..its probably likely though..kinda

by TheGuyYouSendToKAF July 29, 2009

Falcon Punch

Creating a diversion; successfully distracting a large number of people, perhaps an entire population, from more important issues by throwing a bullshit sideshow.

A six-year-old boy named Falcon and his attention-whore family successfully tricked the nation's major media outlets into airing hours of distractions from more pressing issues, such as health care reform, because they thought he might be inside a balloon in midair and be in danger of plunging to his untimely death. One could argue that whereas someone should have 'falcon punched' his mother, instead this complicit little lad 'Falcon punched' the nation. Also see: Runaway Bride

by Fannie P. Acker October 15, 2009

Falconist

Someone who likes "one off the wrist". Otherwise known as a wanker.

"Man! Did you hear what he saying? What a falconist!"

by Gozdan January 24, 2018

Millennium Falcon Syndrome

Being in a car while heavily intoxicated and feeling like you are moving at "hyper speed".

P1: "Dude are we in the millennium falcon?"
P2: "No you are just experiencing Millennium Falcon Syndrome.

by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011

Peregrine Falcon

A six legged reptile that lives underwater. It can only survive in saltwater. Is as a slow as a snail

You are as slow as a peregrine falcon!

by ser see swee February 2, 2021

The brown falcon

The art of double fist penetration of the anus followed by the flapping of ones arms like a bird all whilst squaking

I was banging this Sheila last night and I performed the brown falcon on her

by Boosted_falcon April 12, 2017