One of the worst possible places to live in the world. There is not much to do. You can't really go outdoors because its so hot and sunny that if you step outside for ten minutes you get a heat stroke. it sucks to go to the beach during the day because the sun burns like frekin hell. There are no mountains or anything nice. And yet all the retards from up north crowd it like crazy.
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by hiiiippl May 13, 2011
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I thought I wanted to be in the Republic of Florida Militia, but I really just wanted to impregnate a fat chick with blue hair.
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When someone "toots" a few short ones in a row and then blames them on the "Florida barking spiders."
by Delmuire December 23, 2009
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Get the florida mug.WiCK CiTY ,ill water, DiRTY H20 ,all that other good shit. 1/3 of the tampa bay metropolitan area. mostly known for being about an hour away from busch gardens(amusement park) and our AMAZiNG clearwater beach. you see kids roamin the streets here all the time,safe ass place to live .DOWNTOWN CLEARWATER *(AKA greenwood) is where all the dirty money hustlin takes placeeeee $ .most of the people here are latina or other illegal immigrant shittt .lots of drag racing taking place gandy BLVD (edge of tampa) .if you want a wholesome place to live,with strip joints on every corner COME TO WICK CITYYY .
dirty grubby latina: man i be rakin in big bucks down in clearwater florida
blackkk ass nigga: YEAH MAN,i feel you those bitches down in greenwood be thickk .
white boyyy:hell yea i might just get tan down in clearwater beach !
blackkk ass nigga: YEAH MAN,i feel you those bitches down in greenwood be thickk .
white boyyy:hell yea i might just get tan down in clearwater beach !
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The faculty was well you know "Very Christian" they live their God Worshiped lives throughout the week and later on the weekend they're like lets get drunk and party. Far worse than the fellow students. Every person at the school has their favorites. You have the deens horvering the school frightening fellow students handing out demerits and referals, mostly to the students they dislike, or hate.
The uniform wasn't a big deal, you'd have to abide with the rules. Yet, they have so many "no uniform" days were you don't have to wear the uniform, I wonder where that money goes to... Also one thing that was absolutely ridiculous was the school jacket. If it gets that cold a student should be able to wear their own jackets, not the school jacket! Plus they never have those jackets in stock and if they do, its the completely oversized ones.
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The faculty was well you know "Very Christian" they live their God Worshiped lives throughout the week and later on the weekend they're like lets get drunk and party. Far worse than the fellow students. Every person at the school has their favorites. You have the deens horvering the school frightening fellow students handing out demerits and referals, mostly to the students they dislike, or hate.
The uniform wasn't a big deal, you'd have to abide with the rules. Yet, they have so many "no uniform" days were you don't have to wear the uniform, I wonder where that money goes to... Also one thing that was absolutely ridiculous was the school jacket. If it gets that cold a student should be able to wear their own jackets, not the school jacket! Plus they never have those jackets in stock and if they do, its the completely oversized ones.
continued in part 4...
by Student411&101 October 23, 2011
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