Frosting Brain

Someone extremely dumb.

"Why does he always stare at me? It creepy!"

"That's because he's a FROSTING BRAIN."

by OliveTheReindeer December 29, 2013

Frosted Lotus

The Asian specific equivalent of a pearl necklace.

While I was in Kyoto I gave this geisha a frosted lotus.

by LotusFroster December 21, 2022

Father Frost

Santa Claus

Me: All I want this year is a Bumblebee Transformer.

Father Frost: Alright, you've got it.

by Rara Sh. July 11, 2016

Frosted Bagel

The obligation felt by one, to consume the nut of another found along the anal rim of a man who follows the Jewish faith.

Dude: Hey Man, what took so long?
Man: Sorry Dude, but I had to take care of a Frosted Bagel.
ManWhoFollowsTheJewishFaith: Ech!

by SomeJefferson July 11, 2019

Frosted Gem

When a person pees inside a condom and freezes it, then another person sucks on it like a popsicle.

He gave her a frosted gem.

by KrazyKatLady36 July 24, 2016

Frosted Hamster

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth enough the expand her cheeks, i.e. like a hamster.

Sarah has blue balled James for so long, that when she got him off, he made her into a frosted hamster.

by Moist_Boi March 5, 2017

Jude Froste

His mum left when he was a small baby, even the orphanage hates him

Jude Froste has a small penis

by Jude Froste June 15, 2018