fecal helmet

The act of getting shit/feces on the end of a penis from anal sex.

I'm going to the bar tonight and I'm hoping to get fecal helmet after fucking some mud pussy.

by jimmybomm September 21, 2020

fecal delivery

It's a nice way of saying in court "she shit the bed", because you can't say that in court.

"She was sitting on one side of the couch. I was sitting on the other. That's when she was trying to explain a few things

about Coachella and then the fecal delivery and saying that it was the dogs. And, I'm sorry, I could not agree with her. I lived with those dogs. I picked up their fun. It was not the dogs“. Johnny Depp court appearance 2022.

by Eurloch April 27, 2022

Foalan

Foalan is a true master at kindness. He teaches love and how to be loved. He never likes hurting others and feels really bad when he does.

Foalan's are usually sweet, handsome, dazzling, and finer than a 5 course meal.

The embodiment of an angel who will go to the ends of the earth for someone else and doesn't expect anything in return.

No dad? No problem! Go find yourself a Foalan :)

FOALANS ARE SEXY AS HELL.

An angel sent by God. Intelligent and wise beyond his years.

RAWR WE LOVE FOALANS! XD

by MR CLEANN August 22, 2023

Broad Foal

A young gay man who has a stocky and muscular build, and is very promiscuous.

He went to the bar looking for a broad foal to hook up with.

by Doctor Grbfllgsk January 11, 2018

Demented Foal Fountain (DFF)

When one masturbates sitting on the dunny and when approaching the vinegar stroke, stands up and staggers around like a new born horse shooting spooge all over the room, or public cubical you’re in,

Oh man I was like demented foal fountain (DFF) in that cubicle! Mess everywhere...

by Yellowbedwetter November 10, 2019

macro fecal cephalon

My Dad came up with this term meaning Big Shit Head!

Son, you can be a real macro fecal cephalon at times.

by Chief Running Hook April 1, 2021

Sickly foal from brown desert

A demonic creature that you should never feed after midnight . Reminiscent of the gremlins that plagued children’s nightmares of the 80s , 90s and 2000s this scaly beast will never be caught out in the daylight and serves a purpose of cradling slices of bread until they grow mouldy .

You shouldn't go to your friends house at this time of night there might be a sickly foal from brown desert outside .

by Stupid Sexy Flanders December 8, 2021