man, i bet dollars to doughnuts (like that phrase??) that bitch could float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Get the float like a butterfly, sting like a beemug. Used instead of whatever floats your waterlogged goat, whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, etc etc.
Used by smart people who are trying to prove they're up to date with both science and popular culture. Boats are made so they don't get waterlogged you wannabe college graduates!
Used by smart people who are trying to prove they're up to date with both science and popular culture. Boats are made so they don't get waterlogged you wannabe college graduates!
Jeorne: Yeah, I wanna kill some australian maps.
Geekni: Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. See what I did there? Coz it's in the water? See? See?
Jeorne: riiiiight...
Geekni: Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. See what I did there? Coz it's in the water? See? See?
Jeorne: riiiiight...
by come along pond November 26, 2011
Get the Whatever floats your waterlogged boat.mug. "Philip had been away for three weeks shooting lions in the Serengeti, so when he smashed the life out of me upon his return it was like a milk float hitting a brick wall"
"Good heavens, Ma'am"
"Good heavens, Ma'am"
by Bearded Cridders November 11, 2017
Get the Like a milk float hitting a brick wallmug. The phrase used to confirm something when you are moderately indifferent to the actions of a friend who's mental faculties are questionable.
Person 1: So Im gonna ask Grey to marry me today.
Person 2: Didn't you just meet?
Person 1: So?
Person 2: Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach
Person 2: Didn't you just meet?
Person 1: So?
Person 2: Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach
by teenag-er December 31, 2012
Get the Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peachmug. When someone performs anal on another, ejaculates into the cavity and then proceeds to eat the booty like it’s groceries.
Guuurl, last night he came in my ass and then he sucked it out... say it tasted like a root-beer float.
by Wiccapedia October 23, 2020
Get the Root-beer Floatmug. by Naughty Daddy August 23, 2021
Get the She’ll floatmug. Nicely telling someone to go fuck off. Doing something other than being in someone else’s personal space.
“Hey buddy, go float a brick!”
“I told that guy/gal to go float a brick because they were pissing me off.”
“I told that guy/gal to go float a brick because they were pissing me off.”
by ElwoodGoodBoy June 12, 2022
Get the Go Float A Brickmug.