fetus

any and all underclassmen, in particular an underclassmen that is notably naive or ignorant

Matt was still a fetus and was unaware of where his classes were.

by Krak.en December 27, 2015

cactus fetus

1. An insult referring to a stubborn person who will not be moved in their opinion.

2. Seed of a cactus.

1. Dylan is such a cactus fetus.

2. Kennedy and McKenzie decided to but some cactus fetus.

by Kittune, Lord of Chickens April 14, 2016

Fetus Shanker

Typically used to describe men who have been convicted of knife crime on fetus's.

Dont let that guy near the maternity ward!!.. he's a fetus shanker!

by Amadeus1982 July 28, 2019

Fetus Bake Oven

A situation that happens when you get knocked up for not taking Wanker Blocker.

I didn’t flush the cream pie in my cooter so my Fetus Bake Oven is activated.

by TheRealCrackBoots November 19, 2019

Fetus Licker

a person who licks fucking fetuses.

mike: you know that fetus over there.
andy: yeah, i fucking licked it
mike: wow, your such a fetus licker

by pidgeonmaster69 November 26, 2019

fetus man

a unborn man

pregnant woman:ooh my fetus man is ready to be born

by fetus maker May 8, 2019

fetus control

fetus control is an act of which after ejaculating deep into the woman's vagina you then take your fist and uppercut her in the uterus opening up your arms and squeezing as hard as you can making sure to completely destroy her eggs in the process to avoid pregnancy

Joe: dude how did you go with Julia
max: it went well we went to my place but I had to perform fetus control to make sure she won't get pregnant

by shiokarai December 14, 2019