Felix Thomas

Another name for Humpty Dumpty

Don't fall off the wall Felix Thomas

by Ben Lingard June 4, 2019

Felix

A gay ignorant homosexual who is hella cocky and think theyr better than everyone else.

Your such a felix!

Thats it i'm breaking up with you, you felix!

by boombag March 2, 2011

felix

Some one who sucks dick for a living . Bags no one but ugly 80 yeah old perverts. Definition of a Loser , someone no one likes but is stuck with . NO ONE WANTS TO BE A FELIX , SO ANYTHING YOU CAN TO STOP FROM EVER BECOMING A FELIX

Omg that kid is such a Felix , like get a life!

by DrakeIsSexy1234 May 24, 2011

Felix

a 12 year old kid who skips class to simp for an 11 yo girl on an app

Hey, look at that retard over there! It's a felix!

by joemamavagina February 4, 2022

Felix

1. A substance of unknown origin or composition.

I'm not touching that, somebody left their Felix all over it!

If nobody knows what it is, then it must be Felix.

by 90srcguy January 13, 2009

felix the jew

someone called felix who has a tiny circumsised cock who is also a jew

that felix the jew has a tiny cock

by nan muncher May 14, 2015

felix graham de vanily

A dude who looks like a mix between a Ken doll and a vampire. He’s also the son of a hot milf named Amelie and he likes to steal phones and identities. He doesn’t listen to the word “no”

Felix Graham de Vanily is a bitch

by Emilié Agreste’s wifey July 26, 2021