Even when you win you lose

Is a moment when a person has beaten the odds but has still lost for not seeing the bigger picture.

Shorten version(s): EWUWUL / WBL

You have lost this battle.
You have defeated only a small portion of our army.
Even when you win you lose.

by BrokenDragon April 20, 2016

Even Pedersen

The most swaggiest person in Russia, he´s Vladimir Putins brother.

Omg, youre a Even Pedersen!
Hey can you do a Even Pedersen?
He´s such a Even Pedersen

by FockinTroll October 3, 2016

EvanTetro

A Very good YouTuber

Wow EvanTetro is amazing!

by SoggyEngineer November 8, 2022

matan even

He’s everywhere he’s been around since before the Bill Clinton incident

“I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi bill clinton.”
-Matan Even

by Nithin13 April 10, 2023

Don't Even Joke!

A phrase used to end a conversation about a worst case senario, either past, present or future.

Person A: Where were you last night?
Person B: Dunno can't remember...Got wasted...
Person A: I heard you pulled that really ugly lass...
Person B: Don't even joke!!!

by Missy99 January 18, 2006

I don't even, I can't even

When someones met with such a high level of stupidity and bullshit they just don't know how to respond.

Weirdo With a Tinfoil hat"Schools are brainwashing us! We come from the moon! We are moon babies who eat moon cheese!"

Person"I don't even, i can't even..."

by mrperson123 August 11, 2017

Evening Eye

When your eyes become heavy and tired late in the day due to exertion.

All that drinking in the sun has really given me a bad case of evening eye!

by fantasticallyfilthy May 24, 2011