Ethan

Otherwise known as retarded. He is really good at being lazy, and not getting off his ass to do anything. He is so incredibly stupid, that at this point it's just sad.

"I think Ethan's going to die on that couch. He hasn't made himself any food in four years."

by yeeter53324 April 17, 2019

Ethan

Either can be a rich snob or a psychotic retard

Person: OMG, have you seen Ethan's new shoes
Ethan: Yeah they were like $700

Person: Ethan calm down

Ethan: AHHHHHHHH *gunshot*

by Fortnite A. Hamburger May 23, 2019

Ethan

Meme

Ethan=meme

by Cunt_slayer1400 April 12, 2019

Ethan

Someone you just want to beat with a 16inch dildo

Sometimes I just want to see Ethan get beat with a 16” dildo

by Fapisgay June 14, 2018

Ethan

A short ass faggot that has bald spots and has a chode

Ethan looks like a fucking retard chode

by Ethan is a dwarf February 23, 2019

Ethan

Pimp with a gigantic cock.

"Damn I want to ride Ethan''s gigantic fucking dick."

by triggeredwhigger December 4, 2017

Ethan

The type of guy that you can trust. He is always there for you whether you think you need help or not. He is kind and extremely compassionate. Although he may sometimes be looked at as a nerd, his intelligence does not come from only caring about school. He is athletic and well built, even though he is not much of a sports person. However, he takes great interest in the arts and excels in theater and music. Ethan is calm and respectful towards all. He is the type of person that you stay friends with forever. He is always reliable.

Ethan is a good student who cares about his work but also his friends and other peers.

by Publius The Monkey April 17, 2017