by Ethan is a dwarf February 23, 2019

The type of guy that you can trust. He is always there for you whether you think you need help or not. He is kind and extremely compassionate. Although he may sometimes be looked at as a nerd, his intelligence does not come from only caring about school. He is athletic and well built, even though he is not much of a sports person. However, he takes great interest in the arts and excels in theater and music. Ethan is calm and respectful towards all. He is the type of person that you stay friends with forever. He is always reliable.
by Publius The Monkey April 17, 2017

The guy in class than can do about half a push up and he tries talking to you with his high IQ brain but your such low IQ can't handle the quite prodigious words he uses.
Stacy: Ew look its ethan
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.
by HalfSmartMan January 21, 2020

by Bruh5034 March 30, 2020

by bringing brandi December 27, 2021

Ethan is a cock sucking motherfucker that always misses the hole and dislocates his dick.
Ethan is hot but has the dick of a and and mind is horny as fuck and is always thinking about fucking his teacher.
Ethan is hot but has the dick of a and and mind is horny as fuck and is always thinking about fucking his teacher.
Ethan is a fucking cock up
by Lil cock sucker November 5, 2019
